Well, Daddy’s got a heart that just won’t quit,
He’s been down the aisle more than a little bit.
First there was Linda, then came Sue,
Now I’ve got two step-moms, what’s a kid to do?
They both love dancin’, that’s one thing they share,
But tryin’ to two-step with ‘em’s a nightmare.
One likes it fast, the other likes it slow,
I’m caught in the middle, just tryin’ to go with the flow.
I’m two-steppin’ with two step-moms,
One’s got the rhythm, the other’s all thumbs.
They’re spinnin’ and twirlin’, I’m stuck in between,
It’s a family dance floor, and I’m losin’ my routine.
Linda’s from Dallas, she’s got that city flair,
Sue’s from the country, with hay in her hair.
One’s in high heels, the other’s in boots,
Tryin’ to keep up with ‘em’s like herdin’ wild coots.
They both love Daddy, that much is clear,
But when the music starts, it’s a battlefield here.
One’s shoutin’ “Faster!” the other’s yellin’ “Whoa!”
I’m just tryin’ to survive this innuendo.
I’m two-steppin’ with two step-moms,
One’s got the rhythm, the other’s all thumbs.
They’re spinnin’ and twirlin’, I’m stuck in between,
It’s a family dance floor, and I’m losin’ my routine.
Now Linda’s got a temper, Sue’s got sass,
They both wanna leed and don’t want to pass
Daddy just laughs, says, “Son, take it slow,
You’ve got two step-moms, so twice the show.”
I’m two-steppin’ with two step-moms,
One’s got the rhythm, the other’s all thumbs.
They’re spinnin’ and twirlin’, I’m stuck in between,
It’s a family dance floor, and I’m losin’ my routine.
Well, Daddy’s done it again, he’s back in the game,
Now there’s a third step-mom, and Karen’s her name.
She’s got a love for line dancin’ and two-step flair,
Now I’ve got three step-moms, and I’m pullin’ my hair.