Well, I was nursin’ my heartache at the local saloon
When the bartender slid me a frosty little tune
He said, “Son, I’ve seen your type, drownin’ in despair
But I’ve got a trick to cool you down, just stick her picture in there
I pulled out her photo, he said, slide it right on in
Let her icy little glare chill that nectar within
She might’ve left you frozen, but she’s good for one thing
Keepin’ your drink icy while the jukebox sings.
I put your picture in my beer, to keep it ice cold
‘Cause your heart’s like a freezer, and your love’s twice as old
Now every time I take a sip, I’m reminded of the truth
You’re colder than a winter’s night, but you sure chilled my brew
Now the whole bar’s in on it, printin’ exes on their cans
Laughin’ ‘bout how heartbreak’s part of a bigger plan
The bartender’s laughin’, sayin’, “Business is boomin’
Who knew heartbreak could be so refreshin’ and amusin’
So, here’s to you, darlin’, you’re the queen of the freeze
You’re keepin’ my beer cold and my heart at ease
I’ll raise up my bottle, give a toast to the past
You’re the chill in my drink, but I’m movin’ on fast
I put your picture in my beer, to keep it ice cold
‘Cause your heart’s like a freezer, and your love’s twice as old
Now every time I take a sip, I’m reminded of the truth
You’re colder than a winter’s night, but you sure chilled my brew
So if you see me smilin’, with a frosty in my hand
Just know I’ve turned my heartache into somethin’ kinda grand
You’re the chill in my drink, but I’m feelin’ mighty fine
‘Cause your cold, cold heart’s keepin’ my beer ice-cold all the time
Now the whole bar’s in on it, printin’ exes on their cans
Laughin’ ‘bout how heartbreak’s part of a bigger plan
And the business is boomin’, and it’s a bit bizarre
That there’s a photo printing lab right here at the bar
The bartender’s smirkin’, he’s hit the jackpot
Who knew your frosty ex could chill a beer on the spot