We got bathtubs that are swimming pools
Cadillacs that we use as stools
Our hats are larger, and our cars are faster
And a Big Mac’s a bigger mac cuz everything’s bigger in Texas
I got seven shots in my six-gun
When it comes to size well, we’ve always won
Our cows are fatter, and our roads are longer
And Big Foot’s a bigger foot cuz everything’s bigger in Texas
Except me, except me, at once y’all don’t have to agree
Except me, except me, I’m as big as I’m ever gonna be
We got bathtubs that are swimming pools
Cadillacs that we use as stools
The blonds are blonder, and our house is larger
And a big bang’s a bigger bang cuz everything’s bigger in Texas
I got seven shots in my six-gun
When it comes to size well, we’ve always won
Our kids are smarter, and our beers are colder
A big wig’s the biggest wig cuz everything is bigger in Texas
Except me, except me, at once y’all don’t have to agree
Except me, except me, I’m as big as I’m ever gonna be
Big flies, big hearts and big ol’ regrets
Everything’s bigger here even the debts
The lone star state, we’re wild and free
But we must give way to the tumbleweeds
Big skies big dreams and big success
Everything’s bigger here even the mess