I was ridin’ high, just a lone wolf’s dream
Watchin’ the game in a whiskey stream
But Cupid rode in with a wink and a grin
Said, “boy, I’m about to rope you in”
He pulled out his lasso, all leather and lace
And next thing I knew, I was oozing like paste
Now I’m tangled up, heartstrings in a bind
And I’m thinkin’ about her, but only at half-time
Cupid’s got a lasso, and I’m hogtied
Wrapped in love, and I’m tied up tight
He’s got arrows that hit where the sun don’t shine
But his coiled love rope, burns every tug and slide
Yeah, Cupid’s got a lasso, and I’m hogtied
She walked in the bar like a wildfire burnin’
In a denim skirt that had my head turnin’
She’s liftin’ her tail like an on-heat armadillo
And it won’t be long before she’s biting my pillow
She’s got a squeal like a honky-tonk tune
And a way with her tongue that’s got me unglued
Cupid’s lasso’s got my mind all messed up
Like I’m hogtied in the back of my pickup truck
Cupid’s got a lasso, and I’m hogtied
Wrapped in love, and I’m tied up tight
He’s got arrows that hit where the sun don’t shine
But his coiled love rope, burns every tug and slide
Yeah, Cupid’s got a lasso, and I’m hogtied
I’m a rough-ridin’ cowboy with a wicked grin
And every tug he gives pulls, and breakin’ me in
He’s ridin’ bareback, no saddle, no shame
Got me buckin’ like a bronco and I’m missin’ the game
Cupid’s the man, whisperin’ his technique
If you don’t use lube, she won’t sit right for a week
She’s got my heart, my head, my time, my pride
And I’m lovin’ every second of it, hogtied
Cupid’s got a lasso, and I’m hogtied
Wrapped in love, and I’m tied up tight
He’s got arrows that hit where the sun don’t shine
But his coiled love rope, burns every tug and slide
Yeah, Cupid’s got a lasso, and I’m hogtied
So here’s to Cupid, that sneaky old flirt
He lassoed my heart, but my mind’s in the dirt
But I’m not complainin’, no, not tonight
Cupid’s got a lasso, and I’m hogtied