Well, the preacher said, forever, and I said, I do
But forever’s feelin’ longer since I’m stuck with you
Your snorin’ shakes the rafters, and your cookin’s pretty rough
But I’d marry you again… if I was drunk enough
You leave your socks on the couch, and your boots on the bed
And your idea of romance is a cold brew instead
But when the bar lights are flashin’, and the band’s playin’ loud
I forget all your quirks in that whiskey cloud
I’d marry you again, if I was drunk enough
If the whiskey drowned my senses, and the beer made me tough
I’d say “I do” through tequila tears, and vodka-colored haze
But sober? Honey, I’d just run away in a blaze
Now the boys at the bar say, you’re a lucky man
But they don’t see your midnight snack of pickles and spam
Still, when the moonshine’s flowin’, and the night’s gettin’ on
I look at you and think, maybe I’m wrong
So here’s to you, darlin’, and your questionable charms
The way you hog the blankets and set off the smoke alarms
I’ll raise up my glass, and I’ll toast to your rear end
But I’ll need three more shots before I say yes again
I’d marry you again, if I was drunk enough
If the whiskey drowned my senses, and the beer made me tough
I’d say “I do” through tequila tears, and vodka-colored haze
But sober? Honey, I’d just run away in a blaze
Oh, my lazy lovin’ lady, she’s a queen of the sleep-in
But I’d marry her again, and her identical twin
Oh, my lazy lovin’ lady, she’s a queen of the couch
She’s got a PhD in nappin’, and a master’s in slouch
So, if you see me staggerin’, with a ring in my hand
Just know I’m three sheets to the wind, and I don’t understand
I’d marry you again, but I’ll need a stiff drink
‘Cause sober love’s a gamble, and I’m too sober to think