Well, I was just pre-teen, young and innocent
Everyone knew I had something different
I had a foreskin, always hanging proud
The king and crown deserves a royal gown
My friend the foreskin, my turtleneck sweater
All the adventures we’ve been through together
He’s my right-hand man, and my partner in stink
A pioneer through lips, the brown and pink
We’ve had some good times, we’ve had some lows
We’ve been denied access where the sun don’t show
He’s been my protector, my shield in the fray
My elephant’s trunk sure knows how to spray
My friend the foreskin, my turtleneck sweater
All the adventures we’ve been through together
He’s my right-hand man, and my partner in stink
A pioneer through lips, the brown and pink
Some folks say he’s outdated, a relic of the past
Others say he’s a treasure, a bond that’s built to last
Some folks say he’s a nuisance, a wrinkle in the plan
Others say he’s a luxury, the mark of a real man
It’s part of creation and it’s part of life
One thing that shouldn’t be near it is a knife
It’s part of nature, a small part of me
If it wasn’t meant to be it would fall off naturally
My friend the foreskin, my turtleneck sweater
All the adventures we’ve been through together
He’s my right-hand man, and my partner in stink
A pioneer through lips, the brown and pink
Oh, my friend the foreskin, we’ve had quite a ride
But now I’m thinking it’s time to decide
Do I keep him around, or do I set him free
It’s a tug-of-war if you know what I mean
My friend the foreskin, protector of the gland
He’s like an elephants trunk and not a little fire man
A conversation starter, the girls all agree
You’ll always be a part of my anatomy