Well, I’ve been down every backroad, seen the world far and wide
From the neon-lit city lights to the countryside
But there’s one thing I’ve noticed, and it’s plain to see
The beauty of a woman who’s wild, and carefree
It’s a little bit country, and very rock ‘n’ roll
A natural slice of heaven to warm my South Pole
From the hills of Kentucky to the pines in Tennessee
A little extra cushion where the peaches meet
Now some folks like it tidy, like a freshly mowed lawn
But I like a natural queen of the jungle salon
She don’t need no scissors, don’t need no blade
I’m a man who loves the mess that nature made
It’s a little bit country, and very rock ‘n’ roll
A natural slice of heaven to warm my South Pole
From the hills of Kentucky to the pines in Tennessee
A little extra cushion where the peaches meet
It’s a secret little garden, it’s soft and it’s fair
It’s a jungle, it’s a forest, it’s a curly little snare
It’s a touch of the wild, it’s a touch of the earth
It’s a reminder of the beauty in a natural birth
It’s a little bit country, and very rock ‘n’ roll
A natural slice of heaven to warm my South Pole
From the hills of Kentucky to the pines in Tennessee
A little extra cushion where the peaches meet
From the honky-tonk lights to the county fair
I love a little natural, like a southern gal’s hair
It’s a midnight snack, it’s a southern treat
The next day pickin’ pubes outta my teeth
In a world full of smooth, you’re a rebel with flair
And I’ll always be a fan of the fur down there
In a world of smooth, and silky hamburger buns
I like a little wig for the budgie tongue